Step 1. Purchase tater-tots. Be sure to get the kind that have at least 3 oils. Ore-Ida brand is perfect.
Step 2. Preheat oven to manufacturer’s recommendation.
Step 3. Place tots on unseasoned baking sheet and place in oven.
Step 4. Drink at least 8 beers with an ABV of at least 6.5%
Step 5. mmmmmrphh…
Step 6. Wake up to burnt smell and perfectly seasoned pan.
Step 7. Discard tots.